Sunday, June 8, 2008

This Is The End

Fact #17 - Kiki knows how to file a restraining order, apparently.

Author's note - Fellow Kiki Enthusiasts, it is a sad day and I will be done with updates to this blog. Rather than speculate what Kiki is up to from 100 feet away and posting what may be an untruth, I will move on to better things (unless someone has a pair of binoculars they can lend me). So, know that I appreciate everyone that stopped by. I ask you to truly know that. Alas, I can't type anymore. It's too painful. I'm not mad at you, Kiki. How can I stay mad at that face to the right over there? -->

Friday, June 6, 2008


Fact #16 - Kiki loves the words of Hanson's biggest hit so much that they make up her favorite quote on Facebook. This is so impressive because, while some people stab themselves in the ear when the song comes on (Ear stabbings have been up tremendously since June 1997.) and the rest of us with ears intact can't get past the stupid chorus, Kiki hears the words. She hears the message and she shares it with all of us. Can't we all just plant a seed or a flower or a rose?

Thursday, June 5, 2008


Fact #15 - Kiki's heart breaks whenever she sees a plastic bag floating in the wind. So thanks a lot, Department of Sanitation. Way to break Kiki's heart almost every day.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Erin Go Kiki

Fact #14 - Kiki went to Dublin on the Study Abroad Program in college. She picked Dublin because they spoke English and liked to drink. I would add something humorous here but I think it stands on its own.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008


Fact #13 - Kiki played Ado Annie, the girl who "cain't say no," in her Junior High production of "Oklahoma!" Her performance was so magical that the The Doings: Western Springs Edition had the words "an inspiration" somewhere in their pages. Also, in what can only be attributed to the infectious spirit of Kiki's character, four middle school girls got themselves pregnant that night.*

* Four middle school girls get pregnant every day but, on that night, this author likes to think it was Kiki's greatness that ruined four lives.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Almost MTV

Fact #12 - Kiki hosted a talk show on her local cable station where they would play music videos and give local bands a chance to show their stuff. She was like the Vanessa Minnillo of Western Springs, Illinois.

Special Thanks to Kiki, herself, for the correction.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Rescue Them

Fact #11 - Kiki is captain of the VH1 Fire Safety Team which means she is responsible for getting Scott Baio, Mystery and one of either Danny Bonaduce, New York, or Bret Michaels to safety.